I remembered this movie sometime back(a re-issue) when it was not yet 3D, and the
result then of a movie review was similar with my "half-way" review. Like Quantum of Solace(James Bond 007)
,a remake from the early 90's, the re-issue has a lot of re-shoots and new footages.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdMO51GaTMs The Trailer
Comment: From Director Alexander Aja, Piranha deserves an X-Rating(unfit for public viewing) because of it's gory depiction
of mutilated bodies. This movie ought to be digitally re-masterized in black and white the way they did Schindler's List.
I walked-out half-way through the movie at the moment two men in uniform tried to c...arry a woman from the beach to
safety but the woman was cut in half instead from the waist and the background shows everyone is in panic,
mostly bleeding beachcombers(actually the setting was a clear lake near the shore where everyone tried to climb aboard
a floating arch turned into a stage toppling it like the Titanic. Another confusion on the movie is the insertion of a "lazoo" slinging
creature with the lazoo's effect approximates the power of a lazer sword. At 10th protocol(10th from the light-fish protocol)
, the piranhas are a comedian though. At one instant, a drifting dong under the water,most likely cut from a beachreveller
during the attack was swallowed swiftly by a piranha. After a brief moment on its belly, it blurted "Liit Tuac", translated
as "really small", then spitted it out. Whatever they are into, they are fast,smart and brutal. It will definitely remind you
of Sigourney Weaver's ALIEN series, an uncanny similarity since Siguorney's ALIEN floating(swimming) aboard the MIR
all by itself. The young Ashton Kucher and the blond Demie Moore was on the movie including a
cameo from Rima Fakih(Miss USA 2010) and Alexandria Mills(Miss World 2010).
http://piranha-3d.com/From Me: Speaking of Demie Moore and husband Ashton Kucher, we know that Demie's former husband Bruce Willis and herself owns Planet Holywood San Francisco. I need to be updated(News) on these Holywood bigwigs still. :-)
November 8 at 3:09pm