A Chinese walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven
Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and
asks for his autograph. Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says, "You
Chinese people bombed our Pearl Habour, get outta here." The astonished
Chinese man replied, "It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl
it was the Japanese". " Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same,"
In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says, "You sank the
Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship." Shocked, Spielberg replies,
was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me." The Chinese replies,
Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same."
This joke won an award for the best joke in a competition organized in
Britain and this joke was sent by an Indian