THE TRUE-FALSE EDITION OF THE SURREALISM TEST
in the spirit of things the answers will not be interpreted
or archived
T or F
Truth is a placebo.
T or F
One can never hope to know oneself.
T or F
An extraterrestrial civilization as far advanced above us as we are of
dogs,
would be ethically justified in eating us if we were more healthful than
other foods.
T or F
Suicide is a criminal act.
T or F
Some things are more important than freedom.
T or F
Sex provides no answers.
T or F
Dreams are best forgotten.
T or F
ESP is a reality.
T or F
Time is an enemy.
T or F
Death an enemy.
T or F
Pain an enemy.
T or F
Drugs are alright, as long as they don't get you high.
T or F
Wars are sometimes necessary.
T or F
Cursing should be illegal.
T or F
Government is our only hope.
T or F
Time passes too.
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MULTIPLE CHOICE
SELF-PSYCHOANALYSIS
Place yourself along the following spectrums:
"I am:
1]confident
A B C D
E insecure
2]genius
A B C D
E a fool
3]friendly
A B C D
E hostile
4]ambitious
A B C D
E underachiever
5]sexual
A B C D
E simply another human being
6]innocent
A B C D
E guilty
7]vegetarian pacifist A B
C D E loves killing
8]experienced
A B C D
E off-balance
9]lucid
A B C D
E fuzzy-thinking
10]open
A B C D
E opaque
11]trustworthy
A B C D
E base
12]honest
A B C D
E unreal
13]helpful
A B C D
E hindrance
14]emotional
A B C D
E callous or frozen
15]knowledgable A
B C D E
ignorant and gullible
16]courteous
A B C D
E selfish
17]humanitarian
A B C D
E misanthrope
18]kind
A B C D
E sadistic
19]nonconformist A
B C D E
conformist
20]exuberant
A B C D
E suicidally depressed
21]courageous
A B C D
E yellow clear through
22]enigmatic
A B C D
E simple
23]radical
A B C D
E conservative
24]immature
A B C D
E fully realized
25]at home
A B C D
E far away
26]faithful
A B C D
E undependable
27]valuable
A B C D
E worthless
28]loving
A B C D
E hating
29]strong
A B C D
E weak
30]powerful
A B C D
E helpless
31]lucky devil
A B C D
E misfortunate
32]sensual
A B C D
E intellectual
33[mutable
A B C D
E stuck
34]energetic
A B C D
E lethargic
35]impulsive
A B C D
E wise
36]fulfilling
A B C D
E frustrating
37]supportive
A B C D
E frightening
38]amusing
A B C D
E boring
39]beautiful
A B C D
E repulsive
40]familiar
A B C D
E strange
41]youthful
A B C D
E aged
42]necessary
A B C D
E bizarre
43]important
A B C D
E trivial
44]tempestuous A
B C D E
placid
45]good
A B C D
E bad
46]fulfilled
A B C D
E frustrated
47]genius
A B C D
E mad
48]calculated
A B C D
E spontaneous
49]skilled
A B C D
E inept
50]praising
A B C D
E blaspheming