1995 CFOD "HACKING MASS" TEAM.  Just like real life, players in the CFOD
can stink.  One way of measuring their stinktitude is their hacking-mass
value, which is (AB+BB)*(0.800-OBP-SPC).  King of the stiffs this year
was the Tower's Pat Listach (who managed to beat out several other 
shortstops).  The Zippys and Whaleheads, the two worst teams in the CFOD,
each had two members on the team.  Let's hope those high draft positions
helps them reduce the need to play the likes of Jody Reed and Andy
Van Slyke.


NAME       POS Team        OBP   SPC     HM      AB BB
Jefferies  1B  Whaleheads  0.320 0.392   54.82  592 31
Reed       2B  Zippys      0.322 0.340   86.11  564 60
Listach    SS  Towers      0.263 0.266  118.43  417 20
Cooper     3B  Kings       0.290 0.282   90.29  358 38
Girardi    C   Lightning   0.264 0.293   97.20  379 21
Lewis,D    CF  Zippys      0.300 0.305   99.84  482 30
Van Slyke  OF  Whaleheads  0.270 0.275   96.14  346 31
Mabry      OF  Topes       0.290 0.300   92.82  414 28