THE 1994 CFOD HACKING-MASS TEAM

Every year on the internet someone hosts a contest called the Hacking Mass,
where people try to predict who the worse offensive players will be.  Just
for kicks, I've decided to apply their  formulas to the players of the CFOD,
to see who the "worst" players were at each position.  The formula used was
PA * (.800 - SLG - OBA).  The higher the HM score, the more "offensively-
challenged" the individual was.  Without further ado, here's the 1994 CFOD
Hacking Mass team:

NAME       AVG   OBP   SPC   POS     HM   AB  BB  HB IW TEAM 
Floyd      0.258 0.307 0.319 1B     92.22 492  36  1  1 Wierdness
McLemore   0.230 0.321 0.315 2B     90.53 483  65  1  3 Squids/Tropics
Vizcaino   0.219 0.262 0.289 SS    151.14 570  33  2  2 Zippys
Brosius    0.197 0.224 0.357 3B    119.79 527  17  3  0 'Topes
Ausmus     0.249 0.278 0.317 C     107.22 498  20  5  0 Tropics/Squids
L Gonzalez 0.230 0.293 0.326 LF     98.10 491  43  3  5 Regulators
L Johnson  0.259 0.291 0.329 CF    105.30 556  25  2  2 Tropics/Squids/Climbers
Tinsley    0.157 0.245 0.238 RF     60.86 172  20  0  0 Blue Wave

COMMENTS:  The hacking-est mass of them all for 1994 was Zippy Jose
Vizcaino, who definitely was a contrast to the big Zippy sluggers.  Lance
Johnson was on 3 different teams in '94, but it didn't seem to hurt his
HM score.  The Squids & Tropics had 3 of the HM team on at one time or
another, 2B Mark McLemore, C Brad Ausmus, and CF Lance Johnson.  It was
extremely difficult finding a "good" right fielder for the team.  The
honor ended up going to Lee Tinsley, who was the part-time right fielder
for the Blue Wave.