CFOD teams do not base their salary caps on real life MLB salaries. But what if they did? Below is a comparison of opening day rosters for CFOD teams with their real-life MLB salaries. Also for comparison are the actual opening day salaries for MLB teams. The San Francisco Piazza's top out the salary scales at nearly 200 million dollars (still below that of the Yankees or Dodgers). At the bottom end, at a little over 61 million are the Somerville Sluggers. Still, Tampa Bay, Miami and Houston were lower. In fact, Miami and Houston together would still not equal Somerville's salary. Other wacky salary notes - Springfield 'Topes glorified pinch hitter Alex Rodriguez makes more than the lowest paid 25 players on their roster. CFOD Team 2013 Team Salary MLB Team 2013 Team Salary San Franciso Piazza's $198,126,000 New York Yankees $228,995,945 Walcott Walruses $180,164,000 Los Angeles Dodgers $216,302,909 Seattle Moshers $150,601,000 Philadelphia $159,578,214 Minneapolis Malice $146,579,000 Boston $158,967,286 Park City Climbers $145,751,000 Detroit $149,046,844 Miami Mangos $135,988,000 San Francisco $142,180,333 San Francisco Organization $133,313,000 Los Angeles Angels $142,165,250 Mechan Syndicate $132,942,000 Texas $127,197,575 Paxtang Pitbulls $132,266,000 Chicago White Sox $124,065,277 Topeka MooseDogs $132,178,000 Toronto $118,244,039 Arlington Arthropods $128,428,000 St. Louis $116,702,085 Cincinnati Rock $118,771,000 Washington $112,431,770 Springfield 'Topes $111,752,000 Cincinnati $110,565,728 Rocklin Thunder $105,991,000 Chicago Cubs $104,150,726 San Diego Termites $105,479,000 Baltimore $91,793,333 Pismo Beach Drunken Clams $104,577,000 Milwaukee $91,003,366 California Coneheads $101,738,000 Arizona $90,158,500 Lakeview Zeros $93,772,000 Atlanta $89,288,193 Tualatin Pioneers $86,657,000 New York Mets $88,877,033 Fightin' Oglethorpes of Georgia $84,902,000 Seattle $84,295,952 Brookfield Brouhaha $80,430,000 Cleveland $82,517,300 Angry Candy $66,025,000 Kansas City $80,491,725 Pig's Eye Pirates $61,839,000 Minnesota $75,562,500 Somerville Sluggers $61,637,000 Colorado $75,449,071 San Diego $71,689,900 Oakland $68,577,000 Pittsburgh $66,289,524 Tampa Bay $57,030,272 Miami $39,621,900 Houston $24,328,538