Below is a comparison of each team's actual salary paid to their team (if they actually made that salary and not a piddling $1-$3) compared to their major league baseball counterparts in 2011. The CFOD has a bit of a harsher attitude towards players, since nobody is forced to keep that $15 million a year player who is on the DL the whole year. Once again, nobody could hold a candle to the Yankees in spending, and the Phillies were big spenders too. The veteran-heavy Termites had the highest team MLB payroll, just edging out the Red Sox. The 'Topes and Drunken Clams were the only MLB-thrifty-esque teams in the CFOD, going below $50 million in MLB payroll, while 5 MLB teams were under 50 million for 2011. MLB Team Team Payroll CFOD Team Team Payroll N.Y. Yankees $201,689,030 Termites $164,279,000 Philadelphia 172,976,381 Walruses $142,916,000 Boston 161,407,476 RamJets $139,091,000 Los Angeles Angels 138,998,524 Syndicate $138,447,000 Chicago White Sox 129,285,539 MooseDogs $136,842,000 Chicago Cubs 125,480,664 Piazza's $127,629,000 New York Mets 120,147,310 Pioneers $120,465,000 San Francisco 118,216,333 Rock $117,011,000 Minnesota 112,737,000 Arthropods $109,526,000 Detroit 105,705,232 Moshers $108,269,000 St. Louis 105,433,572 Brouhaha $107,186,000 Los Angeles Dodgers 103,788,990 Pirates $101,296,000 Texas 92,299,265 Sluggers $99,308,000 Colorado 87,998,071 Mudfish $94,120,000 Atlanta 87,003,192 Angry Candy $93,196,000 Seattle 86,424,600 Climbers $90,258,000 Milwaukee 85,497,333 Malice $89,982,000 Baltimore 85,304,038 Coneheads $81,594,000 Cincinnati 76,181,365 Pitbulls $80,098,000 Houston 70,694,000 Thunder $78,763,000 Oakland 66,536,500 Organization $76,611,000 Washington 63,681,929 Mangos $64,623,000 Toronto 62,517,800 'Topes $49,980,000 Florida 56,944,000 Drunken Clams $48,534,000 Arizona 53,639,833 Cleveland 49,188,867 Pittsburgh 46,047,000 San Diego 45,869,140 Tampa Bay 41,932,171 Kansas City 36,126,400