Below is a comparison of each team's actual salary paid to their team
(if they actually made that salary and not a piddling $1-$3) compared
to their major league baseball counterparts in 2009.  Luckily for
CFOD owners, player salaries are on a year by year basis, so there's
none of the "Mike Hampton makes $15 million a year whether he plays
or not" issues that MLB teams face.  The Yankees outspent everyone,
real or imaginary.  The Termites and their veteran roster earned the
most bucks, while the California Coneheads actual salary would rank
amongst the more thrifty MLB teams.

MLB Team        2009 payroll          CFOD Team        2009 payroll
Yankees         $201,449,189          Termites         $159,151,000
Mets            $149,373,987          Piazza's         $155,407,000
Cubs            $134,809,000          MooseDogs        $153,601,000
Red Sox         $121,745,999          Shriners         $128,144,000
Tigers          $115,085,145          Rock             $122,211,000
Angels          $113,709,000          Regulators       $118,954,000
Phillies        $113,004,046          AngryCandy       $117,967,000
Astros          $102,996,414          Thunder          $110,500,000
Dodgers         $100,414,592          Climbers         $104,557,000
Mariners         $98,904,166          Sluggers         $103,776,000
Braves           $96,726,166          RamJets          $102,903,000
White Sox        $96,068,500          Moshers           $93,187,000
Giants           $82,616,450          Arthropods        $91,314,000
Indians          $81,579,166          Pioneers          $88,980,000
Blue Jays        $80,538,300          Pirates           $88,726,000
Brewers          $80,182,502          BridgeBats        $88,015,000
Cardinals        $77,605,109          Malice            $86,649,000
Rockies          $75,201,000          Topes             $80,976,000
Reds             $73,558,500          Mangos            $80,358,000
Diamondbacks     $73,516,666          Mudfish           $76,343,000
Royals           $70,519,333          Pitbulls          $69,648,000
Rangers          $68,178,798          Syndicate         $67,663,000
Orioles          $67,101,666          Brouhaha          $64,990,000
Twins            $65,299,266          Coneheads         $58,858,000
Rays             $63,313,034                   
Athletics        $62,310,000                   
Nationals        $60,328,000                   
Pirates          $48,693,000                   
Padres           $43,734,200                   
Marlins          $36,834,000